BRING ‘EM ALL for this category, we say. Nora could help cook the burgers (YES, SHE MAKES THEM AT THE RED KEY) while filling you in on every you didn’t know about the State Fair, Patty could regale you with tales of Indy’s TV history (complete with a ribald joke or two) while Mr. McAfee honed his next standup set. The three of these around a table could be way more entertaining than ANY reality TV.
2nd: Nora Spitznogle
3rd: Patty Spitler