Haiku News


in UK students
protest tuition hikes; here
we buy cheaper beer

most of those who bought
Bush's memoir admit they'll
just read the title

Republican win
means that mass transit efforts
will become derailed

stricken cruise ship is
a floating metaphor for
future of the earth

Alaska Senite
rekount will try and tranzlate
cidizens spelings

Beijing has to melt
snow for drinking water and
hopes it's not yellow

G20 is an
economic clusterfuck
of cross-purposes

scary thing about
Garfield gaff is there's a whole
year's stock of comics!

Karzai says US
should chill when it comes to raids
in Afghanistan

Colts squeak by Bengals
despite majority of
team on the sidelines


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