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Gov Haley Barbour
grants clemency to pretty
much the entire state

handcuffed Hoosier steals
police squad car, escapes like
a real Hoosini

half a million Ford
SUVS are recalled for
being way too hot!

animal rights clique
destroys 14 tractor rigs
on behalf of pigs

Iran nuclear
scientist atomically
annihilated

Rockport power plant
one of the country's worst, a
global warming's pal

it's now five minutes
until a midnight we can
ne'er recover from

Ninth Symphony is
Silenced by ringtone of a
iPhone Philistine

it's no wonder Ho
Hos, Ding Dongs, Twinkies maker
files for bankruptcy

hospital patients
complain Jay Z, Beyonce's
babe cuter than theirs

we're in trouble if
albino buffalo mates
with rare white penguin

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