It's a routine week for Indianapolis comedy, as the last few have been. There is one exception— the Headless Horseman: Unscripted special at Comedy Sportz— but I featured that a couple weekends ago, leaving very little to talk about. A couple of unknowns at Crackers, a treat for the college kids at Morty's, and an interesting show in Bloomington that I can't get to with all the Halloween happenings of the weekend.
So instead, it's time we pay homage to perhaps the greatest and funniest Halloween-themed pop song of all time, "The Monster Mash."
They just don't make great Halloween music like they used to.
There's something magical about that wise old man's voice; it seems like he should be reading a book of E.E. Cummings poetry on NPR instead of singing about a dance he calls "The Transylvania Twist," which either sounds like seasonal flavor from Baskin Robbins or an extremely raunchy sexual maneuver.
And the lyrics are genius. For example:
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes/to get a jolt/from my electrodes.
You can't just make up lyrics like that— he either made a deal with the devil, or it had to have actually happened. And hidden within this American treasure are several great band names. My wife and I have been looking to start a musical project, and I need to post Bobby "Boris" Picket's gems here, so that no one steals them for their own band later.
The Crypt-Kicker Five
The Coffin Bangers
The Transylvania Twist
We'll put it to a vote. In the meantime, if you're on the south side tomorrow, go see my kid brother's band Veseria at Lizard's.
I think the scene will be something like this:
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
You said it, Bobby.
Price listed is the lowest available, and all shows are Friday and Saturday, unless otherwise noted. Most also have Weds, Thurs., and Sunday shows; check their website for more info.
Crackers Downtown- Ryan Dalton, 8 and 10:30 pm, $15. www.crackerscomedy.com
Crackers Broadripple- Jeremy Essig, 8 and 10:30 pm, $15. www.crackerscomedy.com
Morty’s Comedy Joint- Joe Larson, 8 and 10:30pm, $15. www.mortyscomedy.com
ComedySportz- Improv, 7:30 pm, (and 10:00 on Sat.), $15, www.indycomedysportz.com
Comedysportz- Headless Horseman: Unscripted, 10:00 pm. Friday only, $12. www.indycomedysportz.com
The Comedy Attic (Bloomington) — Bob Zany, 8 and 10:30 pm, $18. www.funnybonebtown.com
IndyPROV- Spotlight Players, 8 and 9 pm, $10 Friday Only. www.IndyPROV.com
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